Neon Platypus builds AI-powered tools for e-commerce. Our products help store owners work smarter, not harder.
Everything your product listings need — powered by AI, designed for humans.
Generate product titles, descriptions, and SEO content in seconds. Customizable tone, keywords, and length — or let the AI handle it.
Upscale low-res photos to professional quality, correct colors, and generate entirely new product images with AI — no Photoshop needed.
Optimize hundreds of products in one click. Bulk-generate descriptions, upscale images, and create alt-text across your entire catalog.
Your WooCommerce store's AI assistant. WooMage generates SEO-ready descriptions, upscales product images, creates variations, and optimizes alt-text — all from your WordPress dashboard.
Learn moreNot another complicated tool. WooMage works inside your WooCommerce dashboard — the interface you already know. No API keys, no configuration files, no design software. Install and go.
From 5 products to 50,000. A free tier to get started, and plans that grow with you — from solo store owners to agencies managing dozens of shops.
See pricingI started Neon Platypus because I kept running into the same problem: WooCommerce stores with hundreds of products and no easy way to keep listings sharp. Writing descriptions, optimizing images, managing SEO — it's necessary but nobody's favorite task.
So I built WooMage — an AI tool that handles the repetitive parts of product optimization. It started as a script I wrote for my own store, and grew into a proper plugin that any WooCommerce shop can use.
Neon Platypus is bootstrapped, profitable, and independent. No VC, no growth-at-all-costs pressure. Just useful software, fairly priced, built to last.
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